AUTHOR: Erin TITLE: This Week's Pattern Story DATE: 8:18 AM ----- BODY:

Vogue 9749


Red Hat: Do you have the money?

Swim Cap: Of course -- right here in my absurdly large, yet surprisingly stylish Bonnie-Cashin-looking beach bag. Did you come alone?

Red Hat: Yes. Well, except for my sister Peggy. She always insists on tagging along! So infuriating. I made her stay twenty paces behind me, though, so no one thinks we're together.

Swim Cap: So how do we do this?

Red Hat: Keep pretending I'm not standing way too close to you. Then drop the bag. I'll pick it up -- you keep going.

Swim Cap: And the illegal sunscreen will be in my cabana?

Red Hat: Within the hour.

Swim Cap: It's a pleasure doing business with you. Say 'Hi!' to Peggy for me!

[Pattern is at Lanetz Living, click on the image to check it out!]

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Marylou DATE:Apr 2, 2009 8:48:00 AM I love that bathing suit! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Theresa DATE:Apr 2, 2009 9:16:00 AM HA! Illegal Sunscreen. I need SPF 1000 -- I get burned so easy -- Freckles ya' know.

Marylou - I too love the Bathing suit. I want that BEACH BAG for a purse! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Cathy DATE:Apr 2, 2009 9:55:00 AM Best one yet (the script, I mean). ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:OpenID anthrokeight DATE:Apr 2, 2009 10:47:00 AM This is my favorite one so far. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Amy B. DATE:Apr 2, 2009 10:47:00 AM oooh, I wish that pattern were in my size. I love the bathing suit and that bag is fabulous. I can whip up my own pattern for the bag. The suit is sadly beyond my pattern making skills. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger wundermary DATE:Apr 2, 2009 10:52:00 AM Nice suit and bag!

I like the distress call clearly stamped on the front: "May Day"! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Justine DATE:Apr 2, 2009 2:29:00 PM Illegal sunscreen, laced with wrinkle remover, tan enhancer, skin softener, bug repellant, and a rich man attracting pheremone.

Ooo, slather me up baby! :) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Marjie DATE:Apr 2, 2009 2:30:00 PM Is she looking for the illegal sunscreen or the hot cabana boy? ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous DATE:Apr 2, 2009 7:46:00 PM Whoaah, Justine, I'd buy THAT sunscreen.
I love "What's the Story", this one is my favorite so far too. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Becca DATE:Apr 2, 2009 10:45:00 PM Thanks for the giggle! I just love it. I will explore your wonderful site!

Becca

Please visit me at http://www.askbecca.com ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger ...love Maegan DATE:Apr 5, 2009 11:39:00 PM omg BRILLIANT! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Patsy DATE:May 13, 2009 5:13:00 PM YOU are so funny! I have tears running down my face. I can't wait to show my 16 year old daughter these stories. She'll love them.
Gee I only have 2 years of stories to get through...guess supper will be late tonight!
Glad I found you.:) ----- --------