AUTHOR: Erin TITLE: Today's Pattern Story DATE: 6:00 AM ----- BODY:

Simplicity 1912


Darla: "Oh. You're right. I do look like a walking café curtain."

Carla: "I hated to be the one to tell you, but someone had to do it."

Darla: "And you know ..."

Carla: "That I look like I'm about to call "offsides!" at the World Tea-Drinking Championship? Yep."

Darla: "Our home-ec teacher has a lot to answer for."

Carla: "Don't worry, I already spiked the faculty coffeepot with something that causes unpleasant gastrointestinal effects, yet is non-life-threatening."

Darla: "You rock. Also, cute shoes!"

(Thanks to Janet at Lanetz Living for today's pattern!)

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Meghan DATE:Mar 4, 2010 7:00:00 AM I always enjoy these, but this one made me laugh out loud. I think it's the "oops!" hand-to-mouth on poor Darla. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Val DATE:Mar 4, 2010 7:37:00 AM Funny! I wish I had your talent for coming up with clever descriptions for some of these rather bizarre outfits. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Latter-Day Flapper DATE:Mar 4, 2010 7:45:00 AM Poor choice of fabric and trim, but the dress itself has potential. I'd maybe do it in burgundy, and lose the ruffle. Nobody needs a ruffle at crotch level. I think I'd do a strip of flat bias trim. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger onemockingbirdhill DATE:Mar 4, 2010 8:25:00 AM I have to agree that no one rivals your creativity when it comes to these little conversations, but I have to respectfully disagree with the lace at crotch level comment...after all, EVERY girl needs a little lace here and THERE... ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous DATE:Mar 4, 2010 8:53:00 AM OMG! I wondered why they had built-in aprons. Are they the kitchen staff in the zeppelin fleet? Oh, and my Mom's name was Darla. Ha ha ha. --Karen ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Kathryn DATE:Mar 4, 2010 8:54:00 AM LOL. Even though it looks a bit like a walking cafe curtain, it is cute and I would totally wear it. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Lacey DATE:Mar 4, 2010 9:07:00 AM That was hysterical. You are so accurate in that exchange. Granted you can opt out of the lace and stripes for a better dress on a whole. Love it!

Lacey

http://www.sewingcouture.com/ ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Coconut Pie DATE:Mar 4, 2010 10:54:00 AM Ah, home-ec teachers! My home-ec teacher neglected to tell one of my classmates about one way fabric before she started cutting out. At our class fashion show the poor child wore a dress made out of toile with a huge French chateau right-side up on the front, and upside-down on the back. I was appalled. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Im Estee DATE:Mar 4, 2010 11:59:00 AM Love it! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Packrat DATE:Mar 4, 2010 12:53:00 PM You did it again. So funny. Love the others' comments, too. This is a very strange design. As much as I love aprons, why would one deliberately wear this one? ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Cookie DATE:Mar 4, 2010 2:13:00 PM Gosh, can you imagine what an insulting anniversary gift this would make from a husband to a wife, especially if the apron part was in a contrasting fabric?

("But the girl at the store said any wife would LOVE it!" / "You can't mean Cindy WALLIS? She's been trying to break us up for YEARS!" )
----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Sara DATE:Mar 4, 2010 2:25:00 PM Hooray! I've missed your stories! Love 'em! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Katie DATE:Mar 4, 2010 3:38:00 PM You are right, this pattern does have a bit too much of the "oopsie!" factor. :) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger WendyBee DATE:Mar 4, 2010 9:06:00 PM These are always fun, and this one is really good! Thanks for the chuckle!
WendyBee ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Larissa DATE:Mar 5, 2010 1:13:00 PM you are one funny person. these make my day. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger RheLynn DATE:Mar 6, 2010 4:37:00 PM Uh-huh, looks like Darla was already partaking of the coffee pot with that 'oops' expression hand-to-face. A little wind to inflate that apron sail? ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger LB's Sewing Sanity DATE:Mar 7, 2010 7:53:00 AM LOVE the post! Love those vintage patterns! Thanks for sharing. ----- --------