AUTHOR: Erin TITLE: Okay, Karl, Just This Once DATE: 12:48 AM ----- BODY:

Fendi Spring 2010 dress


Aside from the belt, the fringe, the shoes-slash-lucite-hooves, and the expression on the model's face (which can only be described as "I am smelling something bad while thinking about completing my overdue tax return"), this is one lovely dress. The neckline, the midriff band, the fantastic fabric which I can almost *touch* through the computer screen ...

And it's by that certified wackaloon, Lagerfeld (for Fendi)! I swear, I love to read about Lagerfeld. If there were a Lagerfeld News Weekly I would be a charter subscriber. Nothing about him surprises me. Bathes in a mixture of V8 and ball bearings? That's for amateurs. Can't sleep unless a minion is doing wheelies on a dirt bike up and down the parqueted hall? Pffft. Hardly even eccentric. He's been hired to decorate a secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain, take pictures of the process for a coffee-table book, and compose a chamber-music piece for an oboe sextet for the grand opening? Please, the man does that every third Tuesday. Lagerfeld would have to build an army of robot kittens that breathe fire and knit alpaca socks before I would even raise an eyebrow.

And yet it still surprises me when I like something he's designed! You go, Karl. Love ya, baby. Don't ever change.

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----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Catanea DATE:Feb 17, 2010 2:21:00 AM Yes, it is a beautiful dress. I bought two identical black fringed shawls, once. Maybe it's time to sew them together and add pockets. (I wish I thought I'd fit into Karl's jeans, though.) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger The Woolly Mammoth DATE:Feb 17, 2010 5:48:00 AM That dress is rather beautiful, although I think I may have to shorten the hem to knee-length though. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Allie DATE:Feb 17, 2010 6:22:00 AM OMG, Erin, I love you. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger the guilty party DATE:Feb 17, 2010 6:24:00 AM I agree, Wolly Mammoth, that is an awkward length. Of course, this is Karl, and he probably doesn't want to hear from ordinary folks (I think he probably calls us "creatures" or "land dwellers" or something) about how its impossible to find a jacket whose proportions work with this, or about it makes us look a bit like a nun.
I actually like the belt and the fringing, though. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Jen Thompson DATE:Feb 17, 2010 6:26:00 AM LOL! Priceless post! I watched documentaries about Karl and Chanel all weekend. I think they need to start a Lagerfeld channel on TV - 24/7 of Karl being Karl. I'd sure as hell watch!

And yes, the dress is absolutely stunning! I wouldn't change a thing. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Janel DATE:Feb 17, 2010 7:56:00 AM lol I agree with everything you said, except the fringe. I LOVE the fringe.

Thanks for another great dress! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger beangirl DATE:Feb 17, 2010 8:32:00 AM You know, the thing about Fendi is... I never want to like Fendi, but I frequently find that I do. They're obviously doing something right (perhaps despit Karl the Wack Master... er... hmm... "Wack Master" is perhaps an unfortunate turn of phrase...) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Nathalie DATE:Feb 17, 2010 8:32:00 AM I love the fringe, the length and even the belt. I'd do without the shoes though. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Holly DATE:Feb 17, 2010 9:27:00 AM if anyone knows of a pattern that mimics this dress, i would love to know about it. or suggestions on keywords to use to search for this pattern. my garment vocabulary is not so broad. thanks :) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Sara DATE:Feb 17, 2010 10:25:00 AM Before my daughter was born, I had been reading Vogue cover to cover for about 20 years. I was always up on all the designers. I miss it, it was fun. What a funny post! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Lauriana DATE:Feb 17, 2010 10:27:00 AM Great post! I actually like the belt, but I would want the dress to be shorter and loose the trim. About Lagerfeld, well, I know lots of craft bloggers love to hate him and, love or hate, it's always a treat to read stories about him. However, let's not forget that this is also the man responsible for keeping Lesage (the embroidery house) and other one-of-a-kind couture workshops in business. Lots of craft and skill which would otherwise have been lost forever. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger AEBL DATE:Feb 17, 2010 10:39:00 AM Thanks for the laugh this morning.:D Lagerfeld is entertaining, but mostly crazy.

@Holly, some search words that might help: "peasant top", "cap sleeves", "corset" style waistline, and "bias cut" skirt. (Although, I'm not really sure about the skirt.) ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Evelyn DATE:Feb 17, 2010 12:05:00 PM Great post. I watched the documentary "Valentino" this weekend. At one point, at V's big celebration with the entire couture world in attendance, the audio caught Karl whispering to Valentino, "Compared to us, the rest of them make rags!" True of Valentino, but I don't believe that Karl is worthy to shine his shoes! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger belphebe DATE:Feb 17, 2010 12:37:00 PM A Jonathan Coulton reference! Fantastic! I missed my chance to see him perform live because I didn't buy a ticket soon enough. Darn!

And that is a lovely dress.

I wonder what kind of outfit Lagerfield would put on the half-monkey, half-pony monster? ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger riva DATE:Feb 17, 2010 2:43:00 PM I would so love to own that dress. Fringe and all! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Joni DATE:Feb 17, 2010 3:50:00 PM I would take the fringe off and use it for my surrey... ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger fripperie DATE:Feb 17, 2010 5:35:00 PM I'm in the keep-the-fringe camp. The belt, i could do without... ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Claudine DATE:Feb 17, 2010 5:54:00 PM this post is so hilarious that I had to read it out loud to dh. I, too, am riveted by Lagerfeld. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Jocelyn H. Chilvers DATE:Feb 17, 2010 7:22:00 PM Amen, sister! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Cel Petro DATE:Feb 17, 2010 8:09:00 PM I'll be so sad when you have to stop writing this blog because you're busy doing commentary for Fashion Week, Red Carpet events, busy, busy, et al.
It is a perfectly delectable dress, maybe not the fringe, but, yum. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger lucitebox DATE:Feb 17, 2010 8:26:00 PM I always mean to dress at The Kaiser for Halloween and forget. I'm not sure I could act weird enough!

What a fabulous post! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger A. DATE:Feb 17, 2010 11:44:00 PM I'm sure Uncle Karl would find me quite demode, but it's on my life list to attend one of the chanel couture grande atelier shows he masterminds. Did you see that article on him a few years ago now where in the middle, nonchalantly, a manservant brings him a protein drink because he "doesn't really eat food"? LOVE HIM. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous DATE:Feb 18, 2010 1:25:00 PM A little off topic but have people here checked out the Keepsake quilting werbsite? They have very good qualitly fabric and their "novelty" fabrics may be just what people are looking for.

http://www.keepsakequilting.com/products/U3/U5/U5.L12/Novelty.htm ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Alice DATE:Feb 19, 2010 7:21:00 AM I'm with you on all accounts. With the exceptions you mentioned, this dress looks like it was made just for me--well the me 15 years ago, not the current me who could not do that beautiful midriff band justice. And I love the length, love having something swirling around my legs, very feminine. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger wundermary DATE:Feb 19, 2010 10:16:00 AM I don't care for the accessories. But, I am all for this dress. This could be made in several colors and become the uniform for summer. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous DATE:Feb 19, 2010 10:54:00 AM Now, now. Those are the nicest stripper shoes I've seen in a while. Much nicer than the ones my cousin wore at her wedding. --Karen ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Jen DATE:Feb 19, 2010 11:14:00 AM Isn't this really a rather typical 80's dress, minus the shoulder pads?
There are many sewing patterns like this with a midriff panel (if you can see past the shoulder pads), or buy one ready made, 80's vintage. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Anonymous DATE:Feb 19, 2010 5:38:00 PM Echoing Jen-- I have a couple of patterns (McCalls & Vogue IIRC) from the '80s that are quite similar to this dress. Really like this style even with the belt and fringe. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous kariann DATE:Feb 19, 2010 6:23:00 PM And POCKETS! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous YYZ DATE:Feb 19, 2010 8:02:00 PM It's like you are in my BRAIN! I feel exactly the same way about dear old Karl. Why do I have so much time for Galliano and so little for Karl? They are both certifiable, but clearly Galliano has made a handy deal with the devil, enabling him to turn out delectable collection after delectable collection. Like you, I am astonished if Uncle Karl makes even one thing a season that appeals to me.

For me, in this shot, it's the shoes. Love me a hoof-like lucite ankle-wrap sandal! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Lavon DATE:Feb 19, 2010 8:35:00 PM Totaly agree! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Louise DATE:Feb 20, 2010 4:49:00 AM I love Karl, even though he often spews forth supremely offensive comments. And while he doesn't bring me joy the way Galliano does, I still think he is one of the best out there. His Chanel collections usually have several frocks that rock my world.
Thanks for the funny post. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger EdgyJuneCleaver DATE:Feb 20, 2010 7:29:00 PM So years ago, like 1977 Lagerfeld was a young designer at Chloe and my mother made me a fab dress (Vogue pattern/Chloe) which is so reminscent of this dress I was a little choked up. I loved that dress and had I given it thought would have saved the pattern. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Prim Knickers DATE:Feb 21, 2010 1:43:00 PM haha amazing post! I really hope the midriff panel stays around for a while, so flattering. ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Lizzie DATE:Feb 21, 2010 1:50:00 PM My name is Lizzie and I have a confession:

I love Karl.

I love what he does at Fendi, and I especially love what he does at Chanel.

There, I'm glad my secret is out! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous farah butt DATE:Feb 21, 2010 2:25:00 PM I have a seen ur work its realy appreciated.its very beneficial for me.its full of filled with information.
I hope other people will gain things from here.
info@wfash.com ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous sil DATE:Feb 22, 2010 10:30:00 AM I think we can thank one of his assistants for sneaking that one into the show.

Maybe we can find a copy of this book?
http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/karls-ex-assistant-on-the-kaiser-an-unbelievable-narcissist/7641 ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Im Estee DATE:Feb 23, 2010 1:21:00 AM I agree. Its a beautiful dress ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Anonymous Sheila / Out of the Ashes Collectibles DATE:Feb 24, 2010 9:38:00 AM Give that girl a double cheeseburger and extra large fries! Sheesh! Put some weight on! ----- COMMENT: AUTHOR:Blogger Imran Malik DATE:Feb 26, 2010 2:04:00 PM ´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶´´¶´´´¶¶
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