Tina: Listen, my friend Gina here, she really wants to punch your lights out.
Gina: (nods slowly)
Tina: What you did there, what you did — well, that is not okay.
Gina: (nods slowly)
Tina: I can hold her back for a little bit longer, but honestly, she’s got quite a temper. And she hates rudeness.
Gina: (nods slowly)
Tina: So just put that dress back on the rack so Gina can pick it up, just like she was gonna do before you butted yourself in, and then you can go about your day. Right, Gina?
Gina: (nods slowly)
Tina: That pink wasn’t really your color anyway. Have a good day now!










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HA! This made my morning coffee.
Awesome!
This was my favorite one in a long time! Too funny. I could hear the Jersey accents.
Too hilarious.
Kate
This may be my favorite one yet.
I’m thinking those buttons could be a challenge in a B41…
Hello Erin! I thought you’d love to see this amazing dress, made out of little golden books: http://oaklandlocal.com/posts/2013/02/once-upon-time-tale-little-golden-books-gown
Gals named Tina are always so sensible. And good looking.
Me again! Check out the bodice of this dress, found in a vintage photo:
http://americanagefashion.com/?p=3021
This just made me laugh. I have 2 cousins named Gina and Tina.