Monochrome: Must. NOT. Laugh. Wouldn't be kind.
Hat: Why hasn't she said anything about my hat? The Noah's Ark look is HUGE this fall. Literally.
Spectral Ladies 1, 2, and 3: Oh, Mr. Mort! You're such a … prominent designer!
[Forgot to add -- this pattern is from Sheila at Out of the Ashes. Enjoy!]