I'm Not Dead

Just crazy-busy, unlike the women in this pattern illustration:




I feel that these ladies, if not ladies of absolute leisure, spend their copious free time in those stereotypical pursuits of reading novels and eating bon-bons. Plus, hairstyles like the ones here require tremendous maintenance and make me think that the most strenuous thing they do all day is put up with pudgy, sweaty men winking at them and calling them "Sugar."

That hair just doesn't say "day job" to me. Unless you're Dolly Parton, in which case you get to call OTHER people "Sugar," while working three times as hard as anyone else in heels three times as high. That woman amazes me. (And her singin' ain't bad, neither.)

Do I sound jealous of these women on the pattern envelope? I may be, but only of the ruffles. I covet those ruffles. (And maybe the bon-bons. I've been in California a MONTH and have had NO See's Candies. That's just wrong.)

If you think this dress would magically transform you into such a creature, you're in luck, because Wendy at PatternStash is offering 20% off everything today and tomorrow. You can use the money you save for more bon-bons. (Or a fall. Whichever.)

Comments

[Theresa]

I would love to have my hair done up like red. This Butterick pattern http://www.butterick.com/item/B5320.htm?tab=dressespage=2 It has the coveted ruffles, nice pleating on the side and POCKETS! Its been on my to sew list since April I have polished pink and polished black cotton with a little stretch I intend to use for it.

[Marjie]

Isnt it almost illegal in California to have great stuff like candy? I mean, arent they all about the tofu and health food, and, of course, Starbucks?

[Cookie]

Ooh, the middle version, if done in hot pink Barbie colors with some tissue-lame material as the ruffles, I can totally see on Eva Gabor. Maybe to a 1971 awards show or a White House function.PS: We have Sees Candies in California! You usually see them at shopping malls and airports. Bring an empty carry-on bag next time and keep your eyes peeled.

[Anonymous]

Yup, get your Sees candy fix at LAX airport, the mall down on Westwood and Pico in LA, or at La Cumbre Plaza in Santa Barbara. Im sure theres more, but those are the locations Ive seen.~Rayna

[Teresa aka MarieSews]

Not only do we have Sees in CA, Mary Sees son started the company here! Its a CA native and there are stores in just about every mall. They are not quite as ubiquitous as Starbucks but there are 3 within 10 miles of our house. Leisure time is best spent with a good book, some chocolate, and the sound of the surf on the beach.

[Packrat]

Glad to hear from you.No Sees? That is a crime!As to the dresses and dos - those were pretty much for party wear. Personally, when those were in style, I wouldnt have been caught dead in them. Now, I think they are pretty. Go figure. :)

[tinybubbles]

nobody has hair like this - theyre all wigs. back in the day my mom had like, 5 wig heads - each with a different wig style. she would take them to the salon and have them styled. it was way cool.

[Little Hunting Creek]

No Sees Candy yet? Step away from that computer, missy, and get yourself to a Sees store. I always wanted hair like that as a girl because it seemed so grownup, but then when I was finally old enough to do my hair like that it was as out of style as hoop skirts.

[Serenity Love Sincere Peace Earth]

That hair is normal for work.... If you work in Texas!

[xstpenguin]

Always lovely to hear from you! Moving and starting new work, got to be stressful.Um, sorry to be all furriner but what is Sees candy? Duh, clicks the link - oh, they are chocolates! Look a bit like Thorntons selections. Candy over here usually refers to something made only with sugar - boiled sweets or candy floss or Puff Candy (which is the inside of a Cadbury Crunchie bar and Ive recently found is known as Sponge Toffee in Canada!)Me, I like GreenBlacks or Lindor by Lindt.How is dress wearing in California so far??Cheers,AJ

[emilyjayne]

I am generally jealous of anyone who has ruffles / candy / an amazing hair do.I have become more of a fan of actually trying to do something with my hair on a day to day basis, and actually those hair styles are not too far away from what I aim at! Sue me, I like big hair, thank god its coming back in for a/w this year. Im actually sporting crimped hair as i type :).

[Cookie]

Speaking of wigs, the middle girl could be wearing a WIGLET, which is a mass of fake curls approximately the size of a large kitten, to be affixed to a topknot.PS: I think Granny See on their box has earned a makeover, like Betty Crocker used to get every other decade. PSS: Even in Candyland, there seems to be nasty divorces. Maybe all that sugar made them testy?

[Meg]

It is a crime you think Sees Candy is good! The horrors of that waxy disgusting stuff they try and pass off as chocolate.Try out Ghirardelli for some better chocolate made in CA. Arent you close to S.F.? Or shell out some cash for real chocolate like Teuscher.

[Alaina]

Yay, Erin, youre on This American Life! You have a really lovely voice. I think you should do wordnik podcasts.

[evalyn]

Those hairdos consisted of ratting, backcombing, and enough hairspray to be totally responsible for the Ozone problems we have today. But they were possible. They also called for sleeping with your hair in a net, wrapped in tissue, or under a scarf. Falls, wiglettes, false bangs, and rats to tuck under or into buns and lifts. And did I mention hairspray? Thats back when we took our hairdos seriously. The girl in the black dress? That was my hairdo - bumper bangs and big bow at the back.

[cindy b]

My Aunt Betty had that dress, store boughten version. She was VERY petite, and got her hair done twice a week. She really did have hair like that. Also: Get thee to a Sees store IMMEDIATELY....its to die for!

[Jen]

ooooh, that look is so Julie Christy and Jean Shrimpton c. 1967 Yardley of London ad campaign. Pass the frosted pink lipstick please!

[Dawn]

Wow. Cute. So friggin cute.

[theresa]

cookie,I have six kittens perhaps I could affix one a day to my head? I dont think they will like it!

[theresa]

cookie,I have six kittens perhaps I could affix one a day to my head? I dont think they will like it!

[Brenda]

San Jose has a couple of Sees candies stores. You must NOT buy the prepackaged boxes. Custom pick a box and get only your favs! I grew up on Sees (thanks Grandma). Custom boxes are the same price per pound. Get their address on line or from the phone book. Hurry!!!

[Anonymous]

I remember these hairstyles and they werent just for women of leisure. Just imagine if the time we now spend on the internet was spent at the hairdresser!

[scarabee]

I confess to being on the anti-Sees side, Im afraid. I did have some ok chocolate ginger there once, but other than that, the only piece Ive had since I lived in CA was the lollipop they gave me when I got my PhD - the congratulations sucker.

[San Antonio Sue]

Erin, for the truly busy woman, you should check out the Instant Dress pattern on Lanetz Living! McCalls 3660 Retro 1950s Rockabilly Instant Peekaboo Dress. It says Paper pattern is all one piece. Pin to fabric and cut complete dress instantly. (No more pesky seams, hems, closures, facings?)

[Latter-Day Flapper]

Brunette: Could happen, if you had good natural curls and the right product. Ive known girls with that hair.Blonde: Classic Texas Sweetheart. Achieved by any means necessary--wig, add-ons, gallons of hairspray, whatever it takes.Redhead: Bumpit?You know these girls are singlehandedly keeping the chick lit genre in publication.