Thanks to Ben for this link to the Bacon Dress. You can read more about it here.
Of course, you'd want to accessorize with this and these. And don't forget this. If you're wearing it to a party (which I hope you are, because wearing a bacon dress to sit around at home and get grease on your own couch seems pretty sad), you could wrap a present in this. If someone gets too close to you with their fork, you could cover the resulting puncture wounds with these.
But I still don't know what this is all about.


































too funny! I saw the words bacon dress and immediately thought of Archie McPhee...
Posted by: Joni | 07/02/2009 at 08:37 AM
I thought of Archie McPhee too. No time to search, but there was also a bacon tuxedo there last time I looked.And its not really bacon, and its home decor not clothing, but this amuses me way more than it should: http://wurstteppich.de/ Ems Mom
Posted by: Anonymous | 07/02/2009 at 09:02 AM
lol! ... baconmania ...
Posted by: jimena | 07/02/2009 at 09:14 AM
Im proud to have been the one to tip you off for todays post. I was sure one of your fashion informants had found it first!The thought of this bacon dress makes me slightly nauseated. But I do eat bacon occasionally, and other meats for sure, so I cant complain.The coolest aspect of the animal protection movement has one of its leaders in a former housemate of mine who started New Harvest, which is researching growing meat as tissue culture. Perhaps bacon for dresses could come from this too. http://www.new-harvest.org/default.phpIts still in experimental stages. Indeed, growing our own oil from algae (or other second-generation biofuel sources) is closer to commercial scale than growing meat as tissue cultures. http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/04/01/algae.oil/index.htmlNow how about an algae dress to support this movement!
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard | 07/02/2009 at 09:22 AM
This is just too funny. www.sewingwithtrudy.blogspot.com
Posted by: Trudy Callan | 07/02/2009 at 09:26 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Posted by: Lisa Simeone | 07/02/2009 at 09:26 AM
Fine ham abounds!
Posted by: Libby Fife | 07/02/2009 at 09:35 AM
I do not like this, Sam-I-am;I do not like it on my bodI do not think it is modThe grease would mess with my machineThe mess would be so hard to cleanThe dogs would follow here and thereThe dogs would follow everywhereI could not sit, my dress to blameI could not stand near an open flameI do not like this dress ohamI do not like it, Sam-I-am!
Posted by: mickey | 07/02/2009 at 09:44 AM
Dear mom, Im frightened. Please come get me and lock me in a nice, safe closet. Even my fridge of tofu and vegetables cannot give me solace right now. Thanks, The Vegetarian
Posted by: The Vagabond Priest | 07/02/2009 at 10:52 AM
Mickey, youre a genius - thats very funny!I didnt think of Dr. Seuss, but did think of the Mythbusters. I now want the bacon dress wearer to measure everything about this dress, most importantly, at exactly what time on a day in July would this dress be done? Ha!Dawn
Posted by: Anonymous | 07/02/2009 at 11:08 AM
I think the bacon + hat means to use the bacon as a hat band in place of the usual decorative ribbon.Denise
Posted by: Anonymous | 07/02/2009 at 11:08 AM
Isnt the hat a Homburg? So.... its a triple bacon homburger? The IP address is very tantalizing. Its a clue of some sort.Liz
Posted by: Liz in Ypsilanti | 07/02/2009 at 11:23 AM
Maybe its about Francis Bacon (the old one, not the modern one):http://www.sirbacon.org/gallery/baconhat.html
Posted by: Lisa Simeone | 07/02/2009 at 11:39 AM
I do like bacon...but not RAW bacon. Yikes!Im afraid I cannot support the wearing of this dress, as it could cause salmonella outbreak.
Posted by: Cookie | 07/02/2009 at 12:41 PM
Oh, my! Whoda thunk to make a Vitamin B dress? Vitamin B--thats what I call BACON! Alas, Im probably not in the best of health due to my RFDA of Vitamin B.
Posted by: lucitebox | 07/02/2009 at 12:46 PM
Ew... as Im quite a lover of bacon myself, I definitely think it was wasted... the bacon, I mean.Now, if that wasnt real bacon but fabric looking like it, THAT would be cool. The colour is actually quite pretty as a colour in itself.
Posted by: Hana | 07/02/2009 at 01:13 PM
Perfect attire for the conference where you are handing out meat cards (business cards printed on beef jerky)www.meatcards.com
Posted by: Kate | 07/02/2009 at 01:37 PM
Haha. This is one of the funniest dresses I have ever seen. I like the pictures with it
Posted by: CHICKDOWNTOWN.COM Sarah | 07/02/2009 at 01:40 PM
Hmm - I am stuck somewhere between slightly nauseated and hungry!I do so hope it was not sunny and hot the day of the party...
Posted by: Stitches and Loops | 07/02/2009 at 02:36 PM
That just really grosses me out, in every way possible. And I love bacon.
Posted by: Lisa @ the Vintage Fashion Library | 07/02/2009 at 02:40 PM
Um...why?
Posted by: Jennifer Murphy | 07/02/2009 at 02:57 PM
I cannot tell you how utterly (pun intended) uninviting that dress and accessories is to a vegetarian! Who woulda thought?
Posted by: gwensews | 07/02/2009 at 04:20 PM
Eeeekkk Swine flu
Posted by: Anonymous | 07/02/2009 at 09:08 PM
Great work, Mickey. :D
Posted by: hasoon | 07/03/2009 at 05:35 AM
My goodness. That is....something! I love the oddball stuff you post sometimes!
Posted by: Sara | 07/03/2009 at 11:31 AM