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March 13, 2009

"What's the Story?" week, part 5

Today's story-pattern is brought to us by Patterns from the Past:

McCalls 8062


Plot synopsis: The fabulously wealthy Candace Verweehauken-Jones is not only the leader of New York's social scene; she's also #1 on the FBI's most-wanted list (for racketeering, mostly, and as a suspect in the death of husband #3, Cornelius Jones). To keep from being apprehended and arrested at the various charity galas she chairs, she is attended at all times by two top-of-the-line social-secretary/security bots (manufactured by Verweehauken Industries, small appliances division).

Orange dress apprises Mrs. CVJ of the names, net worths, and current social entanglements and aspirations of all approachers, via a wireless heads-up display accessed directly through Mrs. CVJ's retinas. Floral dress is tasked with threat assessment, CCTV monitoring (again, wirelessly), and champagne/canape procurement.

However, tonight—tonight all Mrs. CVJ's carefully-laid plans will go awry, as she will be captured, in more than one way, by a last-minute fill-in date for one of the Junior Social Chairs—one Special Agent Robert Kerrigidan. Fireworks and firepower both come into play, as their epic gun battle ends in an equally epic kiss in the ruins of the ballroom. Don't miss it!

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28 Comments:

  • At Mar 13, 2009 9:10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I would by a ticket to that movie. for sure.

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 9:27:00 AM, Anonymous Theresa said…

    Awesome! I love it all -- the story, the hair, the dresses!

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 9:50:00 AM, Anonymous sara jane said…

    OMG.. I have been enjoying these all week, but I really, really want to read this book, or movie as anonymous said.

    Thanks, Erin!

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 10:28:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The three ill-fated memebers of the little known 60s girl group "The White Supremes."

    The name was a little iffy.

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 10:33:00 AM, Blogger Kristen said…

    ooh ooh, more this one! more! how fun!

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 10:36:00 AM, Anonymous Elizabeth said…

    {giggles madly} Your stories are so awesome! Thank you for bringing such a bright spot to my days lately!

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 11:40:00 AM, Blogger Amy B. said…

    I want to see this movie! it certainly sounds better than what the big studios have been putting out lately. ;)

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 11:57:00 AM, Blogger Jen said…

    The lead is obviously a Hitchcock blonde, but which one?

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 12:05:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    "canape procurement" hahaha That made it for me right there.

    I've loved reading all the stories this week. I'm going to have to go sit up in my sewing room and concoct stories about my patterns. It's like paper dolls +.

    Jennifer B

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 12:45:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said…

    This is the best story yet. The only thing I would add is the location of the SecBots' wireless receivers: their add-on hair buns. Press on a button-shaped earring, and the bun dome flips up to reveal a tiny satellite dish and doomsday switch.

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 12:51:00 PM, Blogger Marge, Born Too Late Vintage said…

    One should know when to leave things as they are and this is one of those times. :)

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 12:53:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And when it was over, her hair was perfect, her white gloves unbesmerched, her dress untouched. She had however, broken her string of beads in order for the tiny explosive charges to drop into the path of her attackers. They were, after all, pop-beads.

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 1:11:00 PM, Blogger Frannie said…

    What a wonderful week! Thanks, Erin.

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 3:36:00 PM, Blogger Wendy said…

    Too funny!

    Hope there are more to come next week.

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 3:50:00 PM, Anonymous Theresa said…

    Tippi Hendren?

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 4:27:00 PM, Anonymous Bob said…

    I really want to see this movie.

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 7:30:00 PM, Blogger AmandaMay said…

    Coming soon to a theatre near me? *fingers crossed*

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 7:44:00 PM, Blogger gwensews said…

    Thank you for the stories. They are delightful!

     
  • At Mar 13, 2009 9:07:00 PM, OpenID brocadegoddess said…

    Yes! Yes! This needs to be a movie!! Oooooh, so fabulous.

    You are so incredibly talented at these (among many other things)

     
  • At Mar 14, 2009 6:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    just came from this exhibition at the Bendigo Art Gallery, (victoria, Australia)
    THE GOLDEN AGE OF COUTURE: PARIS & LONDON 1947-57
    7 December 2008 - 22 March 2009
    worth visiting - details of the original exhibition can be viewed at http://www.vam.ac.uk/vastatic/microsites/1486_couture/

     
  • At Mar 14, 2009 2:46:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The only thing wrong with this story is that I cannot watch the movie right now.

     
  • At Mar 14, 2009 3:33:00 PM, Blogger Cookie said…

    << The lead is obviously a Hitchcock blonde, but which one? >>

    Well, she kind of has Grace Kelly's face with Tippi Hedren's wardrobe (minus the huuuuge, danish pastry hair), so I think this is what Kelly WOULD have looked like as Marnie in 1964 if her poopy-head husband hadn't made her back out from doing that as her comeback.

    Golly, all their upper arms are really spindly on that pattern, aren't they, even by fashion illustration standards!? Eeek!

     
  • At Mar 14, 2009 3:43:00 PM, Blogger ZombieLace said…

    Haha, that is too funny!! Never thought a simple old pattern could be so full of intrigue!

     
  • At Mar 14, 2009 4:12:00 PM, Blogger wundermary said…

    Wow, gratuitous use of the fall!

     
  • At Mar 14, 2009 10:17:00 PM, Anonymous Birgit said…

    Has the week really come to a close?
    Erin, more please!

    And have you seen

    http://clothedminds.blogspot.com/

    for a regular dose of vintage pattern illustration analysis?

     
  • At Mar 15, 2009 3:19:00 PM, Blogger Ana said…

    You are hilarious.

     
  • At Mar 16, 2009 11:41:00 AM, Blogger Gidget Bananas said…

    Anonymous 10:28 -- "White Supremes!" Ha!

    Love the story AND the dresses. Whatever happened to that dangerous chic?

     
  • At Apr 25, 2009 12:45:00 PM, Anonymous Callie said…

    Very creative story. Is this actual pattern Paula Trigere? Love it!

     

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