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July 08, 2008

Don't Worry, These Stories Usually End In Weddings


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So Marie sent in this pattern envelope (from Vintage Martini), with the note "just look at their expressions!"

To which I say, "and how!"

Obviously this is a still from one of those screwball movies that involve twins. This one's plot is that the mother of the twins can only afford to allow one girl a fancy debut, so she's pretending that the other twin doesn't exist. So, in this picture, spoiled Twin A (Billie) is off to the dance in her dress, while Twin B (Millie) sulks at home, in a housecoat. However, later, when Billie falls ill (food poisoning, milked for comedic effect), Mama has to beg Millie to fill in for Billie so that Rich Suitor won't be distracted by Billie's nemesis, the unscrupulous grass-widow Carlotta. Rich Suitor then falls for Millie, of course, and after many, many, MANY misunderstandings and some French-farce-type runnings in and out of rooms, they have a double wedding. The End.

Won't someone go back in time and film this for me? kthxbye!

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28 Comments:

  • At Jul 8, 2008 9:16:00 AM, Anonymous SarahA said…

    I would also love that movie to have been made. With Cary Grant. Just because I think he should be in all screwball comedies.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 9:39:00 AM, OpenID Jen-TheAlienSpouse said…

    I am very fond of the "There's TWO of her!" genre of B&W movies. I particularly love it when the twins are played by Olivia de Havilland or Bette Davis, and one's good and the other is just pure evil.

    Also, is it me, or, do the girls on the pattern have really tiny heads?

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 9:42:00 AM, Blogger 3KillerBs said…

    I can live without that sort of movie, but I love the V-neckline and skirt on that dress. I'd make it sleeveless for summer or 3/4 sleeved for winter though.

    I suppose, since it only buttons to the hip joint the rest of the front seam must be sewn?

    Otherwise, if the skirt has a front slit that high, they would be making an entirely different sort of movie. =8-0

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 10:07:00 AM, Blogger Little Hunting Creek said…

    They DO have small heads and now that you brought it up I can't not notice it. Also the pattern envelope states, oh so blithely, "Simple to Make". Noting the buttonholes and placket that must be made, the V neck and collar details as well as those bows on the sleeves and fancy pockets, I must say, "not bloody likely." But it would be worth it if after all the effort I got to marry Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 10:09:00 AM, Blogger Ladygrande (Texas Marie) said…

    I love the "story" you gave the pattern picture. Fun!

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 10:11:00 AM, Blogger Deirdre said…

    Who is the other guy?

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 10:12:00 AM, Anonymous La BellaDonna said…

    Millie gets Jimmy Stewart; after Billie has Learned Her Lesson, she gets Cary Grant. And, in the spirit of Shakesperian tidyness, we need someone for Carlotta - William Powell?

    It's a lovely dress! And really familiar, too; I wonder if it's hiding in my stash? That would be too cool, though. I probably bookmarked it for "must buy when I have money."

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 10:42:00 AM, Anonymous Stacie.Make.Do. said…

    That tear in the envelope makes it look like Millie has a tattoo on her leg. Is that how Rich Suitor finally tells them apart?

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 11:10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Billie will marry Carlotta's brother so she will have to attend the double wedding in a fumming snit!

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 11:39:00 AM, Blogger elke said…

    Umm, do we really think she'd go to the dance in a 'brunch coat'? To me it looks like an unwearable nightgown, at first glance, so I suspect it isn't really a dress for an event. Not sufficiently structured for a dress of the period, and those shoulder things would be crushed is she wore a coat.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 12:37:00 PM, Blogger Ellie Finlay said…

    Oh, your story line is a pure hoot! Wonderful!

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 12:54:00 PM, Blogger Lavon said…

    I like this pattern.

    I love old movies and I am sure that I have seen this movie

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 1:11:00 PM, Blogger Cookie said…

    As to the "tattoo" on the leg, it's possible the screwball comedy you describe was actually a re-edited version of a sci-fi film that didn't go over well with preview audiences. In the initial effort, Jean Arthur played both an impoverished debutante AND HER ROBOT TWIN, "Dancing Debbie", that had a manufacturer's bar code on its leg. The robot was produced to let the deb go to twice as many dances that season (in foggy London), therefor widening her chances at snagging a wealthy suitor to keep funding her mad grandfather's secret experiments. But the robot got jealous, etc. etc.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 1:55:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Everybody sing:

    Sisters! Sisters!
    There were never such devoted sisters.
    When a certain gentelman arrived from Rome,
    She wore the dress
    And I stayed home!

    : -)

    Monique in TX

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 2:04:00 PM, Anonymous Penny said…

    If looks could kill!!!

    Love the story! You have it down to a T!

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 2:21:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gotta say:
    Love the pockets and the long, full sleeves, hate the dress/housecoat/greenhouse/military tent combo.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 2:54:00 PM, Blogger Cookie said…

    Also: That robe could me made into this L.A. Confidential outfit, if you added cap sleeves and a belt!

    Step aside, Ms. Basinger.

    http://www.castrotheatre.com/calendar/2007/aug-sep/laconfidential.jpg

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 3:16:00 PM, Anonymous velvet plaza said…

    That look coudl peel paint off walls. I've seen my mother flash that one.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 4:32:00 PM, Blogger Jean said…

    Monique stole my very thoughts!
    Oh, and are we sure that Millie didn't happen to ahem.... administer the "said food posioning"? You never know sometimes.... there are all sorts of quirky things that go on in the movies! Bye the bye... who was the other guy?
    Jean

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 4:53:00 PM, Blogger Cookie said…

    PS: It might have been Kay Kendall, not Jean Arthur, who was in the original Dungeon of the Dancing Debs.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 6:59:00 PM, Anonymous astrojen said…

    What a great movie it could of been. My heart longs for those days of pure movie magic. There are no longer the truely amazing actors to play those parts. I guess if I could wave my magic wand it would be Cary, and kate Hepburn or maybe Audrey. Or possibly George Sanders. There were so many. I don't know of one today who has the stlye and class of the greats.
    Is it a house coat?
    Sigh.........
    i may have them confused. The one I see as a house coat has a matching hat.

     
  • At Jul 8, 2008 10:47:00 PM, Blogger lorrwill said…

    LOL pattern envelopes rulez!!!!!!

    Oh heck someone pitch this movie to Hollyweird!

    That guy who plays the lead in Wanted could so be Rich (sorta hot, sorta bumbling) Suitor. Someone ever so plunky and adorable but who can also emote shallow and self-absorbed for the twins (I can't think of anyone right now but we'd only need the one actress for both rolls - do multiple shoots - make it seamless in post).

    Speaking of adorable...Vintage Martini is where I got this:

    http://tinyurl.com/57myxv

    neenerneenerneener

     
  • At Jul 9, 2008 2:19:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I believe the proper term for the floral dress would be hostess gown. I've heard older people talk of them, but none of them ever wore them. They felt if someone came to call, the least you could do was be properly dressed!

    But I think it could be a pretty going out dress - depending on the fabric. I love those old houserobes, they were so elegant.

     
  • At Jul 9, 2008 8:11:00 AM, Anonymous velvet plaza said…

    Maybe Hugh Grant could play the rich, bumbling, self-absorbed suitor.

    how about Kristen Dunst for the twins?

     
  • At Jul 9, 2008 10:44:00 AM, Anonymous La BellaDonna said…

    Oh, it's totally a hostess gown; as it happens, I collect hostess gown patterns. Because ... I don't know why, actually. Because the ones I collect are actually the very fitted ones that have GINORMOUS POCKETS, so that they fit, yet I can carry stuff? Anyway, although the well-brought-up ladies in the 50s wouldn't wear them as going-out-of-the-house dresses, this woman will, you betcha.

     
  • At Jul 9, 2008 3:46:00 PM, Blogger Ladygrande (Texas Marie) said…

    Ginger Rogers and Lucille Ball wore similar frocks....hostess garb. Of course, we all dress for breakfast/brunch, don't we??

     
  • At Jul 11, 2008 12:34:00 AM, Blogger Piroska said…

    You always make me giggle with your pattern illustrations stories!

     
  • At Jul 30, 2008 7:47:00 PM, Blogger mrsgrovine said…

    You do such a good job!

     

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