I didn't pack anything like this -- do you think it's a going to be a problem?

Minutes until I get on the plane: 10
Number of times people have made "shanghaied" jokes to me: 26
Dresses packed: only ONE! I have to wear suits, this trip.
Meters of fabric intended to purchase: God Only Knows.

Updates as the situation warrants. Click on the image for a NYT review of this movie.