This is what I know.

This is what I know about this dress:

It's $49.99 (click on the pic to visit the web page)

It's at JC Penney's.

It's matte jersey (no fabric content given, so I am assuming it's poly).

It's a basic dress that will look really pretty good on: nice sleeves, great neck detail, and the banding really defines your waist.

I don't know:

Where the heck to find an actual JC Penney's store, since I haven't been in one since I was about fifteen;

If this is that horrible matte jersey that sticks and snags, or the really nice kind that flows and isn't too hot;

Where the top of the model's head went. I'm assuming there is visible gray matter under a glass dome, pulsing, pulsing, or they wouldn't have cropped the picture like that.

Come to think of it, if this is an evil-scientist dress, it would look GREAT under a lab coat.