It's Your Day

I wanted to post a wedding dress today, but I just couldn't find one that sang to me. And then (since if you can't praise beauty you can always resort to mockery) I wanted to find one that was risible, but I couldn't find one that rose to the height of risibility that I was looking for. This is the problem with wedding dresses, in my opinion -- they serve no purpose other than to make one person (POSSIBLY two, but usually just one) happy on one day, and for that reason they are not really subject to criticism in the same way as ordinary dresses are.
If wedding dresses are just, at their ideal, crystalline distillations of personality ... I want to meet the woman who chooses this one. For some reason, even though this wouldn't be MY choice, I think I'd really like her.
Click on the image to go to the web page offering this dress. If you buy it, drop me an email! We'll have coffee.


6 Comments:
At Aug 14, 2005 11:44:00 AM,
iopine said…
I'd love to be friends with ANY woman who chooses to wear a 1960s bedspread to her wedding. That takes confidence.
At Aug 14, 2005 5:59:00 PM,
Kevin said…
That would fit in well @ comic-con. It's got that sci-fi vibe.
At Aug 15, 2005 12:53:00 PM,
jrochest said…
I thought of 60's ski jackets, not bedding. But the principle is the same.
At Aug 16, 2005 10:51:00 AM,
Jonquil said…
Ideal for marrying Riff Raff.
At Aug 17, 2005 9:00:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
mcnoved said...
why is she wearing her toaster cover???
At Dec 3, 2008 5:30:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Jennacabena thought..
I does takeguts to wear it, but she looks like she's gonna marry a volcan
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